Month: March 2019 (Page 1 of 2)
I love this song despite the “MC Hammer” references I received due to my last name.
Also, this video has a lot of views.
Last weekend I ended up in Gibsland, Louisiana. It’s a no-stoplight town with a population of 979. However, it does have one attraction.
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House – with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
– John F. Kennedy
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