John Lindsay’s website www.dontevenreply.com was an amazing website. While I’m referring to it in the past tense, the site still exists, but it hasn’t been updated in nearly five years.
John Lindsay describes Don’t Even Reply as “a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off.” And, boy, did he accomplish that. Here are some examples:
Lindsay’s crowning achievement is “Disguised Weapons”, which is located here. I’ve also included it below in case the website goes offline.